"Didn't you see the sign out front that says 'No Assholes Allowed'?" -The diner manager, yelling at the teenagers that had affronted him, before ejecting them.

I went out with my brother and his friends. Saw a movie. Went to the diner.

The same routine I used to do with Pat, except less comic books and sociology and more sports & sex.

"I remember Dan Henning saying that he looked at film of Carr, Harrington, and Weinke before the draft, and he decided that they couldn't do anything Weinke couldn't. Now everyone in Carolina has soured on Weinke, and rightly so, because he sucks."

I feel specialness creeping back lately. I always think it's really coming back to stay, but I've been saying that for years. Maybe it's going to stay this time.

"I'm going to tell my parents I'm coming back next week. Then, every weekend, I'm going to call them and say it's going to be one more week."

Spring is a time of rebirth.