Do you feel fucking crazy?

Is it hard to get up in the morning?

Does it sometimes seem like there's three radio stations playing in your head at once?

Is your hair as dull and lifeless as your brain?

Didn't work start at nine?

Where's your shirt?

Did you even remember to wear it?

I know you. I used to be you.

Then I found out I was bipolar, and I started taking medication.

The maddening noise that used to constantly be in my head is gone, and it's like a whole new world for me.

I've never felt good in this way in my entire life, and despite all the joking in this entry, I'm not kidding.

I never seriously suspected I was bipolar. I was skeptical and guarded when the doctor wanted to diagnose me as bipolar.

Now I'm here, sittin' pretty.

So don't wait like me. Go ahead, and ask your doctor about BIPOLAR DISORDER(tm)!