I'm awful and coffee and coughing, and that's when I'm pretty.

I'm pleasant and greentea and laughing, and that's when I'm petty.

I'm anger and vodka and smashing, and that's when I'm dashing.

I'm happy and holidays and sweaters, and that's when I'm breaking rules.

And if you're thinking I just broke from the form, that's right, because that's what I do.