I) I was nostalgic for something, I don't remember what.

II) It seems like everywhere I look colors are missing and random characters have been removed from my favorite passages, but I try to have faith they'll come back.

III) The next best thing to do when you can't be with someone is to tuck them into your clothes and comb them into your hair. Tie them up in your shoelaces and mix them in with the fabric softener.

IV) Yuengling is America's oldest brewery.

V) There's a plastic military man wielding a gatling gun under the word "love" on top of my computer monitor, and that has something to do with everyone else and nothing to do with me.