I can't recommend Solaris. I thought it was really weak. It tried to be really deep, but it does so in a way that makes you just not care.

Oh yeah, and George Clooney sucks.

The only good thing in Solaris was the cool space hippie. I predict great things for that stoned out Astrophysicist.

I usually like movies that have very little action in them, so the fact that there was very little action in this movie was quite promising. The problem is, it put me to sleep.

Why should you spend 8$ on this movie?

Maybe you really really like the sight of George Clooney's bare ass, or you fantasize about blasting your wife out an airlock.

I'm sorry, Steven Soderberg. Traffic was "a'ight" as they say in the hood, but Solaris sucked so hard even light couldn't escape from it, much like another, more popular space object.