I decided to play the translation game, a la Galactic Pot Healer by Philip K. Dick, once more.

In case you're not familiar, here's the gist of it: In his book, it's the future, and no one has anything to do. They pass the time by having famous phrases or book titles translated by a computer into one language, and then translated back into the original language. The computer fucks it up so much that it's hardly recognizeable as the original quote. The game is to try to guess what the quote originally was, but we don't play that way here. We just laugh at how badly it got fucked up.

First I was going to use the Gettysburg Address or the Preamble to the Constitution, but they didn't come out too funny, so I did what any logical person would do.

I typed in "erotic story" in a search engine and had Babelfish do its translating magic. Enjoy the hilarity.

(Some of the Spanish words didn't translate back for some reason.)

"Its door chascó closed behind me, indicating to the principle of ours first true session. Heterosexual loving the Dominique lover and I had been something in the last recent and that had been developed in a unique friendship, that through my introduction of her to S&M had brought to us to this principle.

We satisfied during my divorce. It was 5'9 in her feet of the average, half-Spaniards, by halves African American, so it them glances, skin and body was of fantasyland. The classic beautiful characteristics of the Mediterranean and the African were sculpted on their face, and a deep copper brilliance appeared on its skin when it was excited.

Their chests were great. She used bra 44-ddd and, for a woman in her last years 30, only one natural comfort due to her enormous volume. Entrerroscas great, dark, the thickness of my finger pinky and slightly on one inch in length, jutted towards outside deep and dark areolas, receive-colored expansive. Their ass, one of the first views that it had of her, he was wonderful, an ass modified of the bubble of his American inheritance African maternal -- but little wider for his size and perfect!

"it removes his clothes, now, Cumslut" its strong voice ordered to me of behind. I obeyed immediately. My hammer jutted towards outside through my riders as I threw of them drink and within me a hot brilliance, a fever of classes, a sensation of submissiveness total, burned.

That me it could imagine to me more hardly and more of length always, or remembers my hammer totally made the center of my sense. It knew what to wait for something and these 6.5 that the organ controlled to me totally; my happiness to do what it finishes wishing to have this epitome of erections.

My divorce was on my latent homosexual impulses, that it had had like adolescent but who it had suppressed totally. My wife reacted seriously when I left to her on my impulses. And nonlong after that, I began to incessantly go to the bookstores of the adult and the glad films that they watched, masturbating. Some times I slipped my hardon through the hole of the glory and was pleasured by a glad one in the following cabin. As much I wished to kneel down and to maintain a hammer with my mouth! But something within me maintained Dominique behind to me and I we had left once; we had a good short while, has supper, a demonstration, and few drinks and because it was open and intelligent, I opened myself her since I made to me wife. So that '?

I am not safe, but that it knew if I tried to have a sexual relation with her (and me it wishes too much seriously) the same disfunción that was been happening with my wife would frequent to me. I played so.

She reached after above under my legs and took hold my balls as she ordered, "puts her hands behind you firmly." It assured cold steel puts handle in my wrists. The deepened fever; my hammer jumped and pre-pre-cum overflowed its opening and I detected a fever that deepened, a delivery that deepened my lover.

"now it arrodíllese, Cumslut," she it said and it maintained on my slapped wrists, throwing my arms upwards as above as they would go whereas I knelt down. In the long operation, my game paid dull. After our date she said she wished to see me again, but not immediately. It gave her telephone number me, said she stops me to call the next night and we would continue ours we spoke of my sexuality..

For the three next weeks we spoke almost every night. It advised to see therapist to me. No. She advised to give in my lujuria to me and to make kneel me to the hole of the possible glory.

Friday after the work, in a cabin, my hammer as hardly as always, and I we knelt down down and we slid the finger with the opening. The renter was stopped and slipped the greater hard hammer, blacker than he had always seen in my opened mouth, that hoped. The taste was pungent, salty, yet a comfortable sensation and a fever of lujuria swept through me."