"Stayner's defense conceded prosecutors had the right man, but said he didn't deserve to die because he was in the throes of a major mental illness caused by a misshapen head, his childhood and bad genes."

Ahh, the little known "misshapen head" defense.

The next time I get pulled over, instead of giving the cop my license and registration, we'll engage in a little phrenology.

"Sorry, officer. Misshapen head. Couldn't help myself."

Since I have nothing to say, here's some more DeadeyeDickified news items:

"Jury: Yosemite Killer Should Get Mad Cow Disease"

"'American Idol' runner-up probed for sniper link."

"Colin Powell likens Harry Belafonte to Va. Shooting"

Also in the news, Phoebe made me laugh by saying this: " ... Hmm, maybe I should take my MOC profile down, it's gotten me someone to make out with. . . but then i'd be missing out on all the cool indy people seeking platonic friendships!".

Remember, folks. MakeOutClub is not a dating service.