I didn't like the news headlines for today, so I rearranged them to create what would be, in my eyes, a better world:

"Vatican approves Torricelli 'Miracle'."

"Rosie O'Donnell strengthens, eyes U.S."

"U.N., Hurricane Lili agree on on arms inspection deal."

"Iraq to replace breast cancer self-exams."

"Ex-Senator Lautenberg sued for $100M over Major League Baseball playoffs."

I hope all three of you Diaryland readers who keep up with the news found this entertaining.