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Your life is a movie or a play or a book, isn't it?
2002-09-03 . 11:07 p.m.

Four people are riding in an SUV at night on a rural road. Jordan is a twenty-four year old male in need of a haircut and new wardrobe. Jason, his brother, is smartly dressed, and is driving. Their mother, Elayne, an overweight woman in her 50's, who appears to be younger, sits in the front passenger seat. Eric, Jason's friend sits in the backseat with Jordan.

Elayne: Look out, Jason! Deer!

Jason: I saw them... I saw them...

Elayne: It's so dangerous, they're so tame around people.

Jordan: Maybe I can domesticate one and ride it around.

Eric laughs raucously.

Jordan: Then maybe I could teach it to fly, and become Santa Claus.

Everyone laughs, including Eric, who laughs very loudly and heartily.

Elayne: Now that was funny!

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